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Starters


Pos. No. Name Face Description Former Pos.
1 The ghost of Cotton Original host and creator of the Infinity Cup Tournament and owner of the wikis, also the reason why we can't edit the goddamn front page without blowing a gasket. What did you expect from a leaf?
2 The curse of Oxford Texan-born manager of /2hu/, known for his masculine physique and ability to completely destroy a match's outcome just by talking about it.
3 Watersports Just here for SEO, we need the degenerate market.
4 CLERMONT FOOT 63 French association football club based in Clermont-Ferrand. The first incarnation of the club was formed in 1911 and the current club was created in 1990 as a result of a merger. From a stream where /fsschan/ was erroneously named as such, blame it on PES spaghetti code.
5 Gutless Ref From calling unjust offsides to red carding medal players, these impossibly to render officials have decided many a match (when it wasn't rescheduled due to technical difficulties anyways).
6 /leftypol/'s missing star The commies once stole a cup victory with a beefed up goalkeeper and both pro and anti lefties have been seething about it and shit flinging ever since. The specter of communism looms over the cup...
7 The ghost of SKF Host of The 8chan Cup and every major iteration up until the GCUP, as well as manager for /test/. Disappeared due to real life issues.
8 Ban Solomon Co-commentator and possibly the sanest man on the Infinity Cup streams. Kick Solomon too now that we're at it.
9 Camon Score Sam Fakin Goals 'ate commies, 'ate twitch, 'ate yuros, luv me footie, luv me board, luv me emotes, simple as
10 RANDOM.ORG with extra steps PES is practically a gambling simulator.
11 RIGGED (Captain) There is a certain art to rigging a match, from rescheduling twenty times over because /k/'s goalkeeper would mysteriously disappear at half time to redoing matches because you didn't follow the 516 points on the manager's tactics list, from broken 3d models to random crashes. The house always wins.

Bench


Pos. No. Name Face Description Former Pos.
12 Grassstains the Pope Current host, board owner and manager of /eris/. Follower of Discordianism and rigger extraordinaire, with an unbeaten (as of 2022) record of seven matches being replayed in a single season.
13 Edit the Wiki FOR GOD'S SAKE WHENEVER YOU MAKE A NEW TEAM OR A TOURNAMENT IS ONGOING PLEASE COME HERE AND TYPE THE DETAILS IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE DAMN IT
14 THE AUTIST Legendarily shitty anon who keeps making duplicate threads inviting boards and imageboards to play or watch the cup. Most notable for copy and pasting the same message across all threads.
15 munching otter Savagely biting on forwards' ankles since whenever /otter/ first played.
16 Italian Haberdasher A mysterious anon, presumed to be /ita/'s manager, who has made kits for several small boards.
17 Zinedine Zidane Mister Headbutt in the flesh.
18 duck.gif For when you're lacking an emote to express your feelings. Alternatively, Boo In The Loo.
19 3danon zzzchan/v/'s manager, absolute madlad who keeps on making 3D assets for the teams (mostly /v/ obviously). Famous works include Hitler: The Videogame and Candy from Virtua Fighter. NICE FUCKING MODEL! *honk honk*
20 Prostate Football
21 /SHIRT IRONING/
22 BOURG EN BRESS
23 dance emotes