/lego//Roster

Starters
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000" ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width=1%"| Pos. ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| No. ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Name ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Picture ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="84%"| Description Released in 2006, 6934 Good Guy was a promotional set that has since become an in-joke within the Bionicle and Lego communities due to both his odd name and appearance. Alas, he was declared non-canon in the Bionicle universe despite fan outrage. The Brickster first made his appearance in the 1997 videogame Lego Island as the antagonist of the story, and he's famed for stealing anything and everything and somehow being able to escape from prison using only a pizza. ''Wojtuś is the Lego equivalent of Gondola, created by a Polish anon who has since made an entire family and mythos for him. Just remember that should you create your own, it must begin with a V/W to spark your imagination.'' ''After 2008's The Clone Wars Lego sets, many young fans made their own customised clone troopers with sharpies. These horrific creations would usually be accompanied with an equally bad backstory as a way to justify why their 'custom' was so grossly overpowered. Thankfully this trend has largely died out, though if you lurk old forum threads you may come across these monstrosities.'' ''A Polish anon used to regularly post ">TFW no klocki" along with the sad clown when complaining about his small Lego collection (klocki is Polish for Lego). He even went as far as creating a small animation for expressing his disdain for his lack of klocki. Don't worry though, his story has a happy ending - he was eventually able to acquire enough klocki.'' The first piece of OC a /lego/man created on the anon.cafe board. ''The 1999 videogame Rock Raiders suffers from bugs throughout the game and the dialogue usually loops itself, leading to the same line being repeated over and over again. If you've ever played the entirety of Rock Raiders, you'll most likely have these lines burned into your brain.'' ''A common problem for any Lego builder is that one piece you're looking for that cannot be found. It will turn up a week later in a completely random place.'' ''Lego Yoda has became a meme outside of the Lego community for no apparent reason and usually portrays the character as doing something offensive. Reddit was pretty quick to ban the meme which shows something, but I've no idea what.'' ''One of the few memes to come from 4chan's /toy/ board, ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW centers around the 1993 space theme Ice Planet 2002. This Lego theme featured the eponymous chainsaw produced in neon orange and the bizarre appearance of the chainsaw was enough to create a meme status around it.  First appearing in the 1998 Adventurers theme, Johnny Thunder is Lego's version of Indiana Jones. A fan favourite, Johnny still continues to have appearances (albeit in Easter eggs) in Lego sets to this day and has appeared in digital form more times than any other minifigure. He first starred in the 1999 Lego Racers videogame (and it's 2001 sequel) but has also appeared in non-standard videogames such as the 2010 MMO Lego Universe or the app Lego Legacy: Heroes Unboxed.''
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| The Good Guy
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| What more can be said? A genuinely good guy.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| What more can be said? A genuinely good guy.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| The Brickster
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Gotta have your bad boy on the team.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Gotta have your bad boy on the team.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| Wojtuś
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| Yeah, inviting somebody with no arms onto the team was never the best decision /lego/ has made, but this cheeky Pole makes up for it with his enthusiasm and determination.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| Yeah, inviting somebody with no arms onto the team was never the best decision /lego/ has made, but this cheeky Pole makes up for it with his enthusiasm and determination.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Sharpied Clone
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| The toughest of the tough, this OC donut steel clone trooper could mop the floor with every ICUP team. By himself. And all at once. While blindfolded.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| The toughest of the tough, this OC donut steel clone trooper could mop the floor with every ICUP team. By himself. And all at once. While blindfolded.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Sad Clown
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| A tortured soul desperately seeking klocki.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| A tortured soul desperately seeking klocki.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Glows In The Dark!
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Nobody is quite sure how he made it onto the team or even what he is, and he sure isn't talking.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Nobody is quite sure how he made it onto the team or even what he is, and he sure isn't talking.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| RUBBLE
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| A LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURRED
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #A57164"| A LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURRED
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| That One Piece
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| I SWEAR I SEEN IT A MINUTE AGO, WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| I SWEAR I SEEN IT A MINUTE AGO, WHAT THE FUCK?!
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Punished Yoda
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| The opposition best watch out because this ketamine abusing, minority hating, Honda Civic driving, Allah praising, CBT enthusiast has been unleashed onto the pitch and not even his teammates can hold him back.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| The opposition best watch out because this ketamine abusing, minority hating, Honda Civic driving, Allah praising, CBT enthusiast has been unleashed onto the pitch and not even his teammates can hold him back.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Orange Transparent Chainsaw
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Johnny Thunder
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| G'day! This Aussie adventurer is about to start on his greatest expedition yet - the Infinity Cup! Crikey!
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| G'day! This Aussie adventurer is about to start on his greatest expedition yet - the Infinity Cup! Crikey!

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Retired Players
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Jack Stone
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| He's been dumped in goal because the rest of the team in uncomfortable with this abomination being allowed to freely roam the pitch.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| He's been dumped in goal because the rest of the team in uncomfortable with this abomination being allowed to freely roam the pitch.
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Craig
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 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Craig is watching and waiting for the right time to strike. Hopefully he actually takes part and doesn't just stand there.
 * style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Craig is watching and waiting for the right time to strike. Hopefully he actually takes part and doesn't just stand there.