/pone/

A founding sixteen member, and certainly the most polarizing both in terms of support and goals, /pone/ is probably the cup's worst best team. Although they opened the first Infinity Cup with Aryanne's tremendous 5-goal performance against /pol/ that launched them to a 5-4 victory, they have struggled since. After their opening victory, they lost the quarterfinal match in an embarrassing 6-3 display to /leftypol/, wherein their only three goals came in garbage time. However, after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had played the match with improper goalkeeper stats, the match result was effectively vacated, to the pleasure of /pone/fags everywhere. Unfortunately, after /leftypol/ lost the rematch to /k/ and they advanced to face /pone/, /pone/ found themselves on the small end of an even worse 10-5 result, eliminating them from the cup for real.

The second Infinity Cup was even less kind to /pone/. After dumping Aryanne in the off-season between cups for no particularly good reasons (aside from a different person handling things), /pone/ opened the second cup with a still worse shitkicking, this time getting legitimately crushed by /leftypol/ in a 6-0 rout. Then, after dominating /fit/ for 85 minutes but scoring no goals, a virtual fluke of a goal dropped them to 0-0-2, with the threat of joining /gamergate/ as the only other winless team in the group stages. Fortunately for /pone/, a slogfest against the almost equally terrible /baphomet/ ended in a 2-1 victory and spared them from further embarrassment. Nonetheless, /pone/ ended its second cup on a low note, having scored just 2 goals, while giving up 8, and leaving the team's future as a cup contender in doubt.

Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)
/pone/ entered the first Infinity Cup at an impressive #2 seed thanks to the good graces of random.org, pitting them against the #15 seed /pol/. While random, the two teams' seeding proved to be rather indicative of the outcome -- /pone/ steamrolled their way to a 5-4 victory on the wings (horn?) of Aryanne, who scored all five of /pone/'s goals.

Despite the impressive, golden boot inspiring performance by Aryanne, /pone/'s cup run was seemingly cut short after /leftypol/ crushed them by a score of 6-3. However, the match result was voided when /leftypol/ was found to have used a goalkeeper with higher-than-legal stats, and leftypol went on to lose their rematch with /k/ 4-2. This gave /pone/ new life, but once again their run was cut short when /k/ beat them by an even worse score of 10-5, eliminating them for real. However, there was one silver lining: despite playing just two official matches, Aryanne still managed a solid top-ten scorers finish, and averaged the highest number of goals per game.

Roster
Main Article: /pone/ Roster.

Roster Stats
Main Article: /pone/ Stats.

Match history
Note: Results list /pone/'s goals first