/ausneets/

"The real 14 words are "No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal, Always Was Always Will Be Aboriginal Land Unna"

The 8Chan Cup (Infinity Cup 3)
/ausneets/ being one of the boards who was founded well after the first and second foundings of the Infinity Cup none the less along with their rivals /unna/ have carved a niche for themselves as a consistent threat in the group stages Looking promising after a 2-1 after old powerhouse /a/ in a warm up /ausneets/ went into the cup feeling good, going up early against /hisparefugio/ though in the 2nd minute Board Owner scored a lightning fast goal to put the NEETies behind, while the mysterious NEET Councilor 6 scored in the 18th minute to equalize Zeta in the 30th minute undid that work and for the rest of the game the score stood at 2-1 Though black magic, back alley confusion and Italians making everything a mess like usual the tournament got reset and /ausneets/ got drawn into a new group with /2hu/, /a/, and /bane/ and started off against a previously humiliated /2hu/ Serial Rapist and known Perth Abo Jew Seppo, NEET King in the 14th minute opened the game with a stunning goal, this remained the score for the whole game, until some weird esoteric Hitlerism happened (likely to punish the Jew Boong for scoring on a sacred number) Kurisu from /2hu/ tied the game in the 88th Minute ending it 1-1 with goals in the 14th and 88th, whilst after that was a must win rematch with the powerful /a/ where despite getting 2 goals in the first half couldn't hold on and lost 2-3 making them finished a respectable 3rd in their first cup, followed by an exhibition against the firsts peoples /unna/ which the lost 1-0

8Chan Cup 4
After failing to make it through on their first cup things initially were not looking well for /ausneets/ who were drawn into Group G, which much like the actual Australian Nation team had made it seem that they might be forming a habit of going into the hardest group in the tournament, which had last tournament's 2nd place team /ita/, /just/ a team who despite not making it out of groups put close games against the best performers of the last cup, and /unna/ the biggest rival of /ausneets/ First up against them was /just/, a team very much like /ausneets/ in many ways, and initially looked like it could of been a horror show when Jeb! showed the world how high energy he was and scored in the 2nd minute, but it was not lost as Monk found the back of the net like he finds Colombian whores in the 11th minute and set up an intense first half of back and forths ending in the 45+1st minute with a goal from everyones favorite granny fucker HueNEET to tie it up 3-3, and that goal frenzy how ever stopped in the first half and the game ended without a goal in the 2nd half, levaing /ausneets/ felling mixed going into the next game. Whilst the first game was intense it was at least expected given /just/ typically puts of high goal scoring affairs for its fans, but what was not expected was /ausneets/ 2nd game against /ita/, which /ausneets/ had somehow decimated in a massive 4-1 victory against the former runners up, then leaving the final game. The game against /unna/ was their biggest yet, as despite having already qualified with the last massive win, the game against /unna/ wasn't about that but was about pride and land, and in the end got out sniffed with their own former star player NEETKing scoring against them, and despite the efforts of Dan Murphy, the all might woight cahnt sealed the deal. Despite the loss though /ausneets/ qualified to the knock outs and faced their strongest team yet of /strek/, it had started out bad with an early goal from the demi-god that is Swolecard but Possum roused via garlic bread had equalised, and though Gul Dukat scored later and by the end of the game it had looked dire for /ausneets/ Monk as he has been for this whole tournament had clutched it where others failed and scored in the 90+2nd minute pushing it to extra time and then later into Penalties, how ever Possum and Dan Murphy had disgraced the team failing to score with only the ironically reliable Monk able to score, meaning /ausneets/ much like their indigenous bretheren /unna/ had been eliminated in penalties, leaving them hopeful for the next cup

2019 Summer Infinity Cup (Infinity Cup 5)
/ausneets/ started out again in a hard group though seemingly not as hard as usual with the major threat being the very /strek/ that had knocked them out previously, with the first team /kind/ not looking too bad where /ausneets/ had managed to score first in the 90+1st minute seemingly having won until /kind/ miraculously scored in the 90+3rd minute to clutch out a tie, and then came what was seemingly the biggest threat in /strek/ which had eliminated them before, though /ausneets/ held and won in a huge 1-0 victory for the team, probably the team's nicest win so far. Though despite the win they couldn't win against the /wooo/mania though but still made it through despite the 3rd place due to the tourney structure. The price however for making it through was a match against the terrifying back to back tourney winners /christian/ where they did not even have a chance and lost the most they had before in a depressing 4-0 loss, though despite the loss how ever /ausneets/ can claim to be the only team who played the shock eventual champions /kind/ without losing, with possibly the 4-0 loss to /christian/ maybe being the driving factor for /kind/ to beat down the team who had bullied the team who could be seemed most like /kind/.

Infinity Cup 6
/ausneets/ with them now being an endchan board didn't feel right running effectively two teams in what is a tournament of now a different imageboard had reconciled with it's original self /unna/ and a such a new era for the team had begun, the mixed white cunt and indigenous team now dubbed /ausneets/ All Stars has combined the best talent whilst leaving the Alcohol Jew Dan Murphy behind to have a strong team focused on Indigenous values like Proctology, Garlic Bread and what ever the fuck Nuro does with blend 43. This new era for the club started off well, with Captain Cruisey scoring a goal in the 23rd minute in the teams opening game with /sp/ of which they managed to defend well afterwards to win the game 1-0. Next was /yuri/ the team that had knocked /unna/ out of the previous cup and despite suffering the first goal from Etoille-Sama, the combined South Australian efforts of Possum and Cruisey made a heaps good comeback to win the game 2-1 and have automatically after the clusterfuck that was /eris/ v /sp/, have qualified to the knockout at the top of the group looking like a big threat, with only a game with /eris/ which only matters for said team but is still bound to be chaotic.

Roster
Main Article: /ausneets/ Roster.

Roster Stats
Main Article: /ausneets/ Stats.

Match Results
Note: Results list /ausneets/'s goals first