/bmn/

It's fun to watch shit that's terrible. Pile in with a bunch of other anons and come watch /bmn/, the only board willing to see if "So bad, it's good" is applicable to virtual divegrass.

The 8chan Cup
Drawing into Group B with three other brand-new teams, /test/, /unna/, and /wooo/, many didn't know what to make of /bmn/'s chances. The team didn't do much to endear themselves to onlooking fans, making their Cup debut in a 0-0 snoozefest with /test/. With the previously-victorious /wooo/ standing as their second opponent, /bmn/ needed a better showing if they wanted to stay alive for the final day. Putting on an excellent offensive showing, /bmn/ buried the opposition early, taking a 3-0 lead into half, and winning the pseudo 'Bad Actors Derby' by a final of 3-1. With 4 points in hand, and winless /unna/ up next, advancing to the knockouts seemed a foregone conclusion for /bmn/. Despite the on-paper matchup though, /unna/ proved they were more than a match for these bad cinephiles, shocking /bmn/ by opening the scoring at 25', and netting a game-winner just after the start of the 2nd half. The 2-1 loss meant /bmn/'s fate was now out of their hands, and would come down to the result of /test/ vs. /wooo/. Anything other than a /wooo/ victory would see /bmn/ through to the knockouts, and in a thoroughly back-and-forth contest, /test/ grabbed victory in the 90th minute, seeing /bmn/ through on 4 points and second in Group B.

Not playing well enough to earn the bye, /bmn/ drew fan-favorite /bane/ in the First Round. The battle between the newcomers and the experienced vets quickly turned into a gritty affair, only broken open in the 2nd half by a 63rd minute goal from Wreckage Brother. /bmn/ could not find the tying marker in the final 30 or so minutes of the match, and were forced to exit on the 1-0 loss.

Roster
Main Article: /bmn/ Roster.

Roster Stats
Main Article: /bmn/ Stats.

Match History
Note: Results list /bmn/'s goals first