/cuckquean/


 * "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as lesbianism is, in fact, cuckquean/lesbianism, or as I've recently taken to calling it, cuckquean plus lesbianism..."
 * &mdash; OxfordComma, commentating /cuckquean/'s victory over /yuri/

/cuckquean/ prefers to watch but when they get in on the action they clean up the competition.

This small, slow, specialist fetish board exploded into the 2020 Cup with a ferocity they usually reserve for vixen hunting and voyeurism.

New horizons, new harems! Are you ready? We want you to play.

Road to 2020
/cuckquean/ prepared to make its debut in the 6th Infinity Cup by assembling a team of expert 'queans and sultry vixens kitted out in its distinctively horny iconography. The team undertook many "tryouts", "strategy meetings", "training sessions" and other heavily double-quoted euphemisms to mold itself into a hot, sticky, well-lubricated, perfectly-hydrated mess.

If we're being completely honest, though, a lot of the time that should have been spent training ended up going towards the team motto's Latin grammar.

Group Stage
/cuckquean/ got off to a rocky start in the Group Stage's C Group, where they were soundly humbled 3-1 by /monster/ in an opening match dubbed the Bicorn Derby.

Their subsequent match with /latecomfy/ did not go well, in spite of an early goal earned by deft teamwork between /cuckquean/'s catgirl maid, Catgirl Maid, and nightly plaything, Tonight's Plaything. /latecomfy/'s strong possession game and accurate shooting would have earned them a certain win were it not for /cuckquean/'s stalwart keeper, COCK OR GTFO. The stalemate seemed to be heading for a frustrating 1-1 tie... but in the match's agonising final seconds, a desperate shot bounced off /latecomfy/'s keeper, Sweet Dreams, and counted as an own goal. The moment earned /cuckquean/ victory, and /latecomfy/'s keeper the Golden Screw of the Sixth Infinity Cup.

Galled by their failure to stop /latecomfy/'s forwards, /cuckquean/'s defenders mobilised and successfully forced /co/ into a 1-1 tie, narrowly earning Third Place in Group C.

But the trouble was not yet over for /cuckquean/'s ragtag bundle of fetish jokes, obscure historical references, and multimedia characters. They had placed third in their Group Stage, and only two third-place teams would be admitted to the Knockout Round. /fascist/ took the first slot, and /cuckquean/ were right behind them... but there was one small snag: /v/'s performance was identical to theirs in every way.

The riggers declared a Third Place Tiebreaker. If /cuckquean/ wanted to climb back onto the path to victory, they'd have to jump from /v/'s defeated back.

Qualifying Tiebreaker
/cuckquean/ hadn't shown stellar performance in the Group Stage. Their possession game was weak, their defences unreliable, and their strikers off-target. How would they beat a video-game board in a video-game? But as soon as the whistle blew, all watching sensed that something might have changed. The first goal of the match was scored by a /cuckquean/ midfielder - what? But as the match ground on and /v/ managed to slip a goal through /cuckquean/'s grim defence before the half-time whistle, it seemed as though the two tied teams were matched only in their mediocrity.

Cuckquean-tan had been holding back, playing her traditional role as Second Striker to Tonight's Plaything, but in the second half of the match she drove towards the goal as though it were a fresh creampie waiting to be lapped. Once, twice, three times she ripped through /v/'s defences, and the rest of her team rallied behind her: /v/'s ferocious counter-attacks were pushed back so hard that Bicorn was written up in the final minute.

1-4 to /cuckquean/. They'd come from behind... just the way they liked it.

Roster
Main Article: /cuckquean/ Roster.

Match history
Note: Results list /cuckquean/'s goals first